"Now THAT kind of danger is really worth the close surveillance!"
There is a fan of Lucas North amongst the Tazbeks, check codeword "Beemie report" on this blog. Who else would make me know that Lucas North knows about a Fanstrafaganza? She gave me The List and a timeline around a mysterious gathering of active bloggers. For safety reasons I cannot join, but you get the quick scan. No harm is done to spies or actors.
Tariq gave me a list of blogs about my alter ego Richard Armitage, codeword Fanstrafaganza.
This commenter says: "Shouldn´t he be glad?" Yeah duh, if you´re Dwarves and I´m Dwarfleader!
"Tariq, they´re NOT a bunch of old bags." *thinks* I can handle those chicks e-a-s-i-l-y
HUH? Harry´s daughter is on it too!
How does Harry´s daughter know I work here? I should go over there and remove all evidence!
In house of fan #1:
*mutters* For a fan, she has NO life!
*spookology lesson 4* If there is a webcam somewhere, it´s best to stick your bum out just in case!
So... a box of chocolates *smirks*
Next morning, at home:
*childish* She is not, not, not, on that list! How does she do it?
*smart thinking* She would be a fan, if she knew even less of me. Hang on, a picture of us?
*grunts* This must be one of Tariq´s sick jokes!
*smug thoughts* A Senior position requires that your staff looks jealous at your mug.
My mug text reads: I only sleep with the best!
Later that day, on an operation:
*hissing* Vaughn, not now! (..) You want.. WHAT?.. *whispers* The List?!
*shouts* You´ve sent the Chinese my picture? Without autograph?!?!?!
Moment for intense sadness. No vacation to China... *sobs*
In house of another fan:
*whispers* OMG, Chatroulette on laptop is still on!!!!!
*sniggers* Show them the tattoos they desperately want to see!
This picture is googled a lot! *looks tough* Now who would do Chatroulette with me?
NOOO! Aidan Turner! *runs out of the room*
Back on The Grid:
So.. Tariq, next time remember you´re too young to handle Fan Lists on laptops like these, OK?
Good luck to all Fanstra bloggers, whose sources will not be revealed!
Screencaps: RAcentral, Spooks Fan Blog, The One Ring Net