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Showing posts with label Reflection. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reflection. Show all posts

Monday, October 10, 2016

Dark Side Of A Berlin Station Fangirl

A spy never comes clean. Unless it is a fangirl. 


My spy codename is Soft Face, for reasons Eye Ball can only guess...

My family worries about me, because ONE blogpost about 'your friend' RA is understandable, but MULTIPLE blogposts???? Real friends left me for same reasons, so the road is clear to go spying...
I hang out with fangirls on different 'platforms' who form 'communities' in pseudonimity.

It is great that RA does another spy show (don't mention Lucas North in Spooks/MI5) and it is nice that he filmed it in Berlin instead of London for a change.

I was hesitant of pre-early reporting any reviews. As 'test audience' I could have revealed spoilers/ intel. I watched the first two episodes (1rst. twice, 2nd. once) which were temporarily available online, before they became 'area restricted' (many fangirls are 'area limited').

I was happy to have watched the promo talks. I found out that the Berlin Station makers had private jokes about the 'Armitage Army' which they didn't want to share. Maybe it had to do with the reputation of RA's fandom. (Where to find them is where they were looking. On Twitter.) Fact, I dropped two Berlin Station Cartoons on Twitter. (My bold and naughty Geist was back again. That is a good sign). Of course this is very egotistical and insecure thinking, very much along the lines of fangirl behaviour. I could have made some 'casualties' in my enthousiasm...

To mock this further:
"The much feared reputation of RA's fandom reached a new low, 
for he had to apologize profusely to his fellow BS colleagues, 
and company line was to ignore these cartoons on Twitter in loud unisolo silence." 

"Now THAT's what I call a fangirl."
(Choice of pic, gesture and calendar moment very intentional, clue-worthy fangurl blogmanship).


Good writing is uncomfortable. Shakespeare wrote Real Fiction. I might have embarrassed some.


The Berlin Station spy looking great.
RA is having great fun promoting this show. 

P.S. 
In reality I am a follower.
Feel free to come back to this blog and read my other great posts.


Note to EPIX:
The world is big. It is not only US of A. 
Overseas fangirls would love to see Berlin Station. Immediately. And talk about it together.
At the moment however, EPIX is rarer to find on digiboxes than RA pics on the web. 
Please, sell this show overseas.


Images: Berlin Station promotion material

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

The Crucible Cartoons

John Proctor and Abigail's situation in nowadays nutshell.
(I vibe Proctor/RA as schoolteacher).

About time I put my Crucible gems, posted first on Facebook and Twitter, on my blog.
These cartoons are made by Mat Khal which I met on FB, ideas are mine.

Dreaming of Olivier Awards.
(Finally, the odd photoshoot explained).

Mere mortals hoping to be read. 
(His facial expressions inspired me).

Anyone fancy to watch a reenactment of their domestic quarrels in theatre?
(Indoors, Old Vic allowed liquor in plastic cups).

There is a Fourth Wall that devides people in theatre. ;)
(Real inspiration will be revealed further in this post).

The 'doodle' I've made so Mat could understand my idea: 
the egotistical hyper awareness of the fleeting 'being in the room'.
(It is as simple as that).

This doodle I tweeted to RA's twitter account as a Thank You note, 
coming from the perspective of a humble audience member. 
Foremost, it was a mentional reply to Kevin Spacey's tweet 
as the departing artistic director of the Old Vic Theatre.
About a week later I was surprised - for coincidental reasons - when a charity tweeted RA's doodle. Remarkable, since he hasn't auctioned or published a doodle in years.
Yes, very egotistical of me to think there is any connection. Like the ripples in the water...

Anyway, after five years of flaw-inspired blogging I am still in the room.
Now that's creepy.

Saturday, February 7, 2015

The Crucible On Screen Confessions

Proctor: "It is Winter on your blog."
 
 
The Crucible theatre play, filmed version, seen in Amsterdam, 4th Febr. 2015
 
Being one of the Lucky ones having seen The Crucible play live in July 2014 in an old theatre, named Old Vic in London, I since then pledged on my blog and Twitter for a DVD release. Luckily enough, later in the run the play got filmed by Digital Theatre, who used 8 HD cameras in-the-round to film up-close the intense, horrible descent of its main cast. So I went to see it on film.
A good moment to compare impressions.
 
However, before the film started, there was critique in the room. "All that wooden acting of Dutch actors!" The classy lady in her 70s next to me demonstrated that by exclaiming them: "One of them goes 'Brah, brah, brah' and then the other also goes 'Brah, brah, brah!' Only the acting likes of Gijs Scholten van Aschat is bearable. And then they come on stage in their underpants, with one of them scratching his crotch. Like the Dutch audience is conservative!"
That was a whole different sound that what I heard at the Old Vic this Summer by a 30s classy woman a couple of seats next to me: "You've had a good view on Richard, haven't you?"
 
Confessions
 
Main confession: I was proud for Richard's achievement. I was proud to see him play live as main lead to carry this production. That might have looked as drooling, but there were Lucky reasons I feel are best not to share why I was there.
Other confession: my fear that every theatre play I'd see next would be bland, was unfounded.
Best confession: I had goosebumps during the filmed version.
Bonus confession: when Richard wept at the table in the live play I wondered when I saw his back choking if he was pretending, because I couldn't see his facial expression. Then he turned around. Simultaniously I quickly raised my hand from my lap to cover any facial signs of disbelief and noticed my arm was really heavy. Then I saw the snot hanging from his nose onto his beard, and I felt my hand uncontrollably trembling against my cheek. He stepped a bit out of the situation, held back by a man (?), but managed to glance at a section of the audience - in where I sat. I was wondering if he felt his dual consciousness at that moment and would show a glitch of bravoure, because of it. He saw me with big eyes and a trembling hand and I could see his mental 'Oh' before he in a more demure state, turned around further, back into the scene. Wisely this was not put in the film. In interviews he thanked YaĆ«l Farber to 'go there'. He managed to repeat it, because I found only three witness reports covering other performance dates. Almost saying: what happens in theatre, stays in theatre, so I can't mention anything dangling...
Richard really whipped the adoring as well as critical audience with his acting.
 Thank you Richard for your aimed stare at the beginning and the end smile at the applause. :)
 
Boring Comparison Notes
 
Close-ups. It was good to see all the facial expressions up close. I discovered red edges and dark circles underneath Parris' eyes. It was better seen than in the half-lid theatre at second row. But after some time of seeing only close-ups, mainly in the first part, I wondered where every actor stood on stage. After the first part this got better. Watching actors react or blending into the ensemble is just as interesting as them getting the focus. Lucky to have seen Richard striding by barefoot, I couldn't help but wondering if his trained hammer toes were actually a secret tought by his former acting school LAMDA to help stay balanced at all times. Unfortunately, no close-ups of his giant army-style boots and his short hair which were my comfort zones to stare at in the theatre.
No smells. No burned herbs in filmed version, which was very dominant - and unique.
No deep noise. The theatre had a score that made one's organs tremble - very fitting. Unfortunately this cinema room had no Dolby Atmos. I've read that it was filmed (!) with it. The actors wore head microphones. Once in a while the resonances of voices in the theatre could be heard which brought some of the atmosphere back.
Stage directions. Because I've seen this play only one time, the film was a great way to bring memories back. Yet, almost in every scene I was doubting my memory, mostly for Proctor's character: he was doing this instead of that. Like the Whip scene. I can't remember Proctor's wife being in the room. The Whip scene was edited faster than what it felt like.
English subtitles. Although there were native English people in the cinema, I was glad the film had subtitles in this old English accent so I could rest my eyes on a word that was very important or unfamiliair to my ears.
Language. It was old style English, which made me wish to learn it for party gatherings.
Humour. While during the run of the stage play, sometimes there was a comment online saying that it was a serious play, so why where audiences so rude to laugh at certain points? Explanation: this was a heavy subject, so after a solid and breathtaking intro, those were written in to untie any clasped buttocks! People at the filmed version laughted evenly with recorded audiences, even more so with little, individual smirks, and by help of the subtitles.
No glances into the audience. I was in the Lucky zone and the filmed version makes you sober up.
No leaflets, posters or programmes. Depending on the cinema, but this cinema had no TC promotion.
Upping the antes. This play had a lot of shouting actors. I feared Richard may loose his voice, but he said in interviews he got vocal training during the run. In the filmed version I can't say he was hoarse. The girls in the ensemble had to do the most wicked movements and shoutings, and combined with the horrible dilemmas in the storylines, it got more and more intense.
Themes. The first time I saw TC, I focussed on different themes than when I saw the filmed version. 
Adultery theme. While I was glad to not get to see a glorified 'middle-aged man John Proctor getting away with his affair with underaged girl Abigail', the outcome of the play was too gruesome to witness. While I said before that Abigail acted evil, JP was also not a saint.
Jurisdiction theme. Without a good jurisdictional system you are delivered to the Gods
(or to the hounds). People working in jurisdiction should see this play.
Some old man I overheard at my physio, said: "You have a democratic right when you vote, after that you have no democratic right. (Then the people in power decide for you)."
Religion theme. You believe you belong to the right club and do the right thing... 
Yet somehow Life gets in the way. We're not Quakers here yet.
Man-as-hero theme: A man wants to be a hero in his life. When he fails, he has to learn to deal with it in his life. If not, he can become confused. Then he dies.  
 
End Notes
 
At the end of the film, at 23hr45, a part of the audience applaused and the lady who sat next to me, said: "It's a shame, it is quite bad. People dare not look their existential fear in the eyes. That's why they invent a God where they can all blame it onto. So they don't have to face their existential fear. And Life already is as short as it is. So they invent a God. This will continue for ever. I hope I am not bothering you with this?" I said: "No, on the contrary, I find it very enlightening." Particularly, because I found her reaction very in line with how I assumed Arthur Miller would have explained it. Meanwhile, we are on this Earth together.
 
It is not a theme in TC play, but the uncertainty of women striked me. It hounds fandoms. Had I at first the eery thought that Richard picked this play implying to impose a moral lesson on adoration for his followers, this time I felt very comfortable in my seat.
The ignorance, accusations and commanding power out of jealousy and uncertainty is tragic indeed and causes unnecessary rifts in communities.
Come to think of it, the men in this play were uncertain as well.
 
After the film, I had the words of the elder woman ringing in my ears when I walked to the tram stop to go to CS station. Then I pondered on how women could break this uncertaincy spell.
At 23hr50 the tram came at the tram stop were I was waiting.  
A young woman with a piercing in her underlip, wearing colored sneakers stepped in with me and was on the phone.
"No, I have had enough of you. I break up with you. I end this call now. Good night."
After my glance, she looked at me: "Yes, that sounds harsh, but it had to be done."
I elbowed her and said: "Congratulations." 


Tuesday, July 29, 2014

The Crucible Sketchings

"All is left is my name!! We will burn together!! I will rip your sketch!!"
 
 
Wednesday 23 July 2014 eve I went to see The Crucible play at the Old Vic.
The audience was very diverse. Gushing women were not the majority!
It was a crowd every theatre owner would have liked to see.
 
My preparations were appalling. Following the daily aftertweets, finding that Arthur Miller interview "it will all happen again" re. the 'fingerpointing' and me skimming John Proctor bits in the play. Decided not to read the whole text. Then lured in British media the sentiment of celebrities turning to be perverts as in: 'Can we put celebrities on a pedestal anymore?', Richard mentioning in interview that age of girl has been raised and age of JP been lowered in play. Me again wondering if fangirling was wise in the first place and whether I should spent money seeing a play abroad.
Then in Dutch media was shocking news of a plane crash with nearly 200 Dutch people dead, which swept my closely knitted nation of 17 million people (just as many as inhabitants of NYC) into mourning, anger and disbelief for the impossibility to get access to the crash site and removal of the bodies. Politicians, even worldwide, started fingerpointing to whoever was responsible for the mis*sile. The question 'Who was responsible for sending a civil aircraft across a warzone in the first place?' was not asked. It affected my anticipation of going and finding my flight rather tricky, not rationally, but from the heart. Decided to defy that sentiment and rejoice in my unique chance to see Richard in this play.
Then found myself in a gloomy theatre, with burned walls and dusty cloths hanging over the balconies, mulling in severe damps of steaming herbs and aluminium foil 'ashes' with 'a silence rising around me, an impeding and invisible wash of dulled vibrations between us, like a endless moaning musical note through which we could not hear or speak anymore, it was sadness, purely mournful, deadening'. I welled up during curtain changes of my associations with that plane crash site and was in survival mode during the play, because I did jump in a plane after all.
Then there was this burden that thousands of you could not be here with me. Therefore I wanted to keep the memory alive of this acting party Old Vic throwed with a skilled cast and crew.
 
Here's to sketching.
 
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I had a shamefully good seat G13, Stalls, middle aisle, second row!!
 
I should add here sketch of his piercing, disapproving stare into the audience, at my height and place!
(I stared back! Might have unsettled him. Sorry, wasn't helping ye).
That was the opening scene with all the chairs.
 
 
Proctor Listening
 
It started with Richard standing near the front row, on the left of me, within 3 metres.
His face blocked by his upright collar. I rather see his face so I can hear him better.
He wore a dark coat and thin clothed trousers.
Proctor is listening to male villagers (Parris, Giles?).
 
 
Proud Proctor
 
Richard walked towards the steps and stopped within two metres of me, towering over.
He has hammer toes (sorry Richard, I wore open sandals with my Angeline Lilly feet).
Now that we are acquainted, we better carry on...
 
 
The Wash
 
Proctor came home with a ri*fle, which was not bended for safety (that worried me).
His wife had already filled this undeep, grey basin with water - which was on the floor (not table).
Richard sighed (hope it wasn't: here we go again), sank onto his knees,
crossed his arms and pulled his dark blue/gray shirt over his head (dramatic),
then ducked like a dog to his drinking bowl. He washed his face with his hands,
his underarms in alignment with the floor.
Then came upwards and turned his chest away to his left side.
 
His bum was sticking out and later he repeated this 'bum-up' at the other side of the floor.
So I had a good view up his bum (was that necessary?)
 
This Wash happened within 3-4 metres of me. :)
 
 
The Whip
 
OMG! Richard and a whip! This happened so fast, it must be an anger outburst.
Proctor is angry at his maid Mary Warren. He took the whip from behind one of the colons seen left.
I think he was slamming his fists on the table.
 
 
Running Whipper
 
Then Proctor runs around the table and lashes the whip three times, while shouting!
Richard has enormous long legs and big feet and takes gigantic steps like
John Cleese, so I found it funny, but also impressing! (phew!)
 
 
Handcuffed Proctor
 
My Mum made this sketch, to show that costumes weren't that soberly designed.
 
 
The End Kiss
 
After the trial, Proctor gives Elizabeth one final kiss.
A very long kiss, prolonged with grief and passion, which I could see in Richard's back.
The two kissers did a full turn, by making tiny steps in the round.
Audience members all around had a good view!
Even Hawthorpe(?) stepped aside!
(Makes me think they do read comments in tweets and reviews).
 
***
 
I haven't read The Crucible yet, because I wanted to upload these sketches first. I fear reading the play will trigger more images (which I will have to draw possibly).

Oh, and, ...
 
Despite my fangirly remarks, I found the acting truely worthwile to travel abroad!


I would love to see this play back on DVD!

Sunday, July 27, 2014

The Crucible Stage Door Experience

Looking content, not tired anymore.
 
This Wednesday evening 23rd July 2014 I saw The Crucible at Old Vic Theatre in London.
I went to see it with my 76 year old Mum, as a neutral commentator of acting and as an travel companion for my 5 day London trip. (Last time she was there was 50 years ago.)
 
As someone mentioned to me online, I must be aware to be very Lucky, as thousands would have loved to be in my seat. (Note to you, I would be very Lucky if only half of you would send me one pound to help me pay this trip). So I felt the burden responsibility and kept my eyes open for your sakes.
How can I help you? How can I stand out? Writing just another review with a rehassle of the same words (Miller, Salem, school assignment, intense, play in the round) is best to be avoided. Thus popped in the thought to give you impressions by drawings/sketches/jottings! Those will have to be scanned, so please come back here. Because of uploading troubles with large pictures, I will break this into more blogposts - and start with the last bit.
 
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When in Rome, erm, when in London, we just had to do the SDE. That SD thing brings out the worst in tourists like us. Although it all went very civilised, with a security guard, if you don't show pro-active eagerness, you won't get your autogramm or picture. Mum offered to take pictures and went all papperazzi-mode and me standing ready with my signable programme and The Crucible book I bought at Harrods one hour before.
 
(fair use of pictures please, copyright @VioletsTFB)
(no commercial re-use of pictures without permission)
 
This man was genuinely surprised that we came from Holland to see this play.
I said: "It was one of the best and I've seen a lot!"
He signed my Miller book.
She signed my programme and looked me straight in the eyes
when I said "You were very evil". She thanked me.
Others just fled.
Or came over.
He knew where to sign my programme: in his text.
Tituba had to go back to Barbados, no time to sign.
Then the movie star whirled by, shadowed by his security guard.
Of 30 people, he just took 4-5 pictures and didn't even finish the line.
He never looked anyone into the eyes, so I found him under my nose.
He scribbled my programme and my Crucible book.
Did I see him slightly raise his eyebrows?
Fans looking at Mr. A.
"Did you just take a picture of me?", the girl on the left asked us.
End of SDE
 
I had a Dutch gift, which I handed to the guard afterwards.
He took it indoors, repeatedly saying "He already left". I said: "Tomorrow is fine."
 
Later I recalled to have seen a huge container indoors next to exit. He wouldn't, would he?! :O :)
So much for celebrity lifestyle then.
 
Then we went back to the Underground around 23hr30 to catch a train to our hotel in Bloomsbury.
You can say the SDE was handled too fast, but we were back at the hotel before 00hr00.
 
Last trains leave at midnight, in case you need this information.
 
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I would love to see this play back on DVD!!!
 

Monday, July 14, 2014

Not A Professional RA Blogger

"Why am I still not named on your blog?"


Behind the scenes at The Framework Blog Headquarters
we had a hick-up in staffing this blog.
The one we gave a green card for dancing n*ked in the woods, refused
to post further by lack of inspiration. We call it laziness.
  A woman with a respected name in posting funny scriblets, deprived you, 
respected citizen of RA*blah, near Sa*lem.
We deny we've let it run out of hands, by letting her tweet witchedly. 
The defamed woman was forced to defend herself in court.
Before you blame us of labelling, we are saint enough to keep this not out of the press and yet we are patronizing enough to let her hang in ashed moralities. 

***

S T A T E M E N T
 
 
Adressed at the county folk of Ignorance, Indifference and Prejustice.
 
"I was shocked to notice I came under scrutiny.
People of 'our little community' starting to label me:

She is not a professional RA Blogger.

My initial defense: 
I know where you’re getting at, but in fear of needing your consultation, I have a different journey in RL now and avoid this subject on my blog, because it could branch out into talk about ‘other fan behaviours’ or ‘ideal fan behaviour’ or defending my own ‘fan behaviour, which I’m doing now as I type and is more defined as ‘following’ and as such a nice parallel universe to be in. Sorry for not interacting as much!
Signed,
‘one of them’ 
And another defense: 
Yet, I developed one heck of a twitter addiction #RichardArmitage :D

I asked my advisors for consultancy: 
My reps tell me I should issue a mea culpa on my blog about this subject soon… 
and post more functional sexy pictures of RA!

Then I got back-upped by an anonimous friend:
Received a comment from one ‘Anonymous’. Mentions to read about my plans. Mentions that my blog is one of the sanest. Mentions to avoid it all together. Denies I’m The One. (etc.)

Then the gossip came: 
I saw a name I don’t know — violetsframework — and wondered “Who’s she? What’s the mea culpa about?” 
I pasted “violetsframework” into Google, saw it’s linked with something called “Fellowship of The Beard,” laughed my ass off and proceeded to, “Yup, she’s one of us.” Didn’t even click through. Don’t need to. Not wondering about that “mea culpa” any more. She’s a fangirl. I’m a fangirl. That’s all I need to know. Next pretty picture of RA?

Then the verdict came: 
Btw, Violet is one of the funniest damn people in the fandom. I wish more people knew it!!

Even so, don't ignore the Law of Fanblogging:
RA Frenzy - A Few Thoughts On Being A Fan


"I hope the morality labellers will remain within context."
"I will face my destiny heads up
and will tear this statement 
after I'm finished reading."

***

Members of the county recalled blogger Violet's final outcry, before she was taken away.
  
"Really, I love you for the compliments!!!"

(The woman had the brutality to bewitch you readers with a made up friend - and reps).

*********************************************************************************
 
 - M E A  C U L P A -


This business of fangirl blogging is not an easy business. It's fickle and you get kicked out very easily if you don't keep up with the implied rules of it.

Fangirl version: post, re-post, blog, tumbrl, twitter, fb body and acting parts within 2 minutes.
Fanboy version: talk armour and CGI. 'We' don't talk about that, so we don't know you.
Insider version: damned if they don't and damned if they do. Spill! We treat it with care.
Dubious version: go down on me, if you want to get your statistics up again. Come again? 
But never, ever, ever erm, talk about (his/yours) private life. That's 90% of our conversation.
 
 
Online media storms wrecked our little community every time they came in with
multiple tornadoes bashing our n*ked dances in the woods, caused by:

The weirdos witches of the Internet.   They will name you!

While others noticed a shift towards accepting one-selves as 'The Others'. 
Like that film with Nicole Kidman wherein a family lives in a house and discover strangers have moved in, until said family finds out  that they themselves are the others (ghosts).

I can raise the alarm by saying everyone is subject of labelling, namecalling or stereotyping.
If you feel you're unlike most, then you can put yourself 'under scrutiny' by 'judges ',
but I promiss you, in the end you will remain a 'good (wo)man. Thank you!


The people in the fandom only know about my fangirling and that is enough for me. 
We meet in different countries, at night, at day, and we use alter egos.
This fangirling is an open secret to our inner circle, but that's about it.
No-one should out others, by association, discussion or gossip. You're fan policing!

It's been 4 years of blogging and about 5 years of following Mr. A's career
when I will see him acting on stage in July.

I know what I am selling.

- Copycat!
 - Don't start me on Cats!
- The musical? You know it's coming back to London, even for just 12 weeks?
- TA DA! OK, but I ignore Cats, or I have to talk about my private life.
 
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'Again this blogpost contained a lot of BS (bon sense)'. Steal from the best: RA Frenzy.
Doing my homework on The Crucible. We've read it!
Feel like I am in school again. What's wrong with Armitage Studies?
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P.S. I will admit my weakness for lacking to post The Hobbit review
and thoughts on the Hamlet reading.
The tavern scene was the best of all Thorin scenes, though he is not bad in other scenes. Was distracted by his dwarf hands, not fitting his face and posture.
The Hamlet reading, great, but my mind plays games with me and I can't listen without a visual image, thus would love to see Mr. A playing in The Crucible.

My yearly posted stats in April will be posted in next post.

And yes, I'm going. Not out of RA duty (yeah, you like that, huh?:).
It's that I like good acting.
In the meantime, go to @VioletsTFB on Twitter

and Violet Dutchblogger on Faceb**k.


 
Full title: Four Years In: Not A Professional RA Blogger.

Image: Promotion Poster of The Crucible play at The Old Vic Theatre, London

 

Thursday, April 10, 2014

What If I Wrote A Prelude

"The desolation of a blogger, more likely..."
 
Prelude
 
The Hobbit Desolation of Smaug is out on DVD. For months I was Lost In Mirkwood. I could make a cartoon of that, but then I would give things away that should be kept [private]. Then the only post I could write, was full of bad ranting. Re-reading it, I thought it's a good thing RA doesn't have an online diary. Consider it a 'what if'-prelude to my impressions of that movie.
 
After arriving in a warm and fussy place called 'RA drought' and being sure that the whole world has seen TH DoS by now (I contacted those who haven't with fierce fan loyalty to make sure) to avoid publishing any spoilers, and boy did I avoid spoilers, read all here, haha not), it feels safe to finally (yes, I can hear your sighs) let the dragon out (read: to post my impressions on this second part). However, my hesitations to say anything about it, got wings as big as a dragon (the Bard will open an all-you-can-eat-dragon-wings diner in Lake-Town in part three, but that's still up for grasps for pick-ups in May, when the cast and crew will film (latest plug instructions said 'voice') 'additional battle scenes'. Read between the lines, the Lake-Town people were starving of hunger, remember?). Mind boggling goes on like that, but that's entirely why the makers of The Hobbit movie so elegantly made use of other books (because it was not enough to film so Tolkien's footnotes had to be intertwined,  yet make Thorin the Dwarfleader not a leading character, although he has the most words in this movie?! Hello #teamrichard). They also forgot to tell class actors, not to look like intellectuals, or worse, Tolkien Purists (no war references or Christian connotations, either, thank you very much (sic)), because it would make superficial fans of a sexy dwarf look like gushy no-brainers who would divert to #teamhiddleston or #cumberbitches to hide that (or worse, turn #hobbit). It would grace the movie makers more, if the movie was introduced as 'Inspired by Tolkien's works' (but what do I know). And why was there no appeal for fans to submit their TH reviews this time around on The One Ring Net? (I feel used, because I've done my duty). Because previous comments were used to make 'part two' more action packed? And why did the Extended Edition gave proof that at least eight movies could be made out of all the material that was filmed? Even excluding the bathing-in-fountain scene instead of the book's washing-in-river scene? So fans would not rage (be happy with audition clips) over the fact that a bunch of actors were Method-ly challenged (read: held captive) in Wellywood for 18 months (like LOTR)? 'Whatever happens in The Hobbit, stays in The Hobbit' didn't stand (whatever happens on Twitter, stays on Twitter, or Tumblr etc.). Thankfully, we learn from director Sir Pete that if an actor wants to have a scene cut, all they have to do is to steal something big from the set, like Smaug's head (smart mention of 'socks' to save scenes!).  Basically,  I loathed to be sent into a lonely mountain to do a dirty job.
 
P.S. This BS continues... Read below how you can obtain my cute Weta statue and sexy bed covers.
 
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Disclaimer:
1. Ranting, because one day it would end up in my memoirs anyway.
2. Blog fear of writing an intelligent review, thanks to my well-read Tolkien notes.
3. I was Lost In Mirkwood. That is [private], I deny talking about it here, but gossip is there.

*****
I bow in shame for Thorin as this post is not so usually funny.
My readers will hopefully understand.
 *****
 
 Image: French Hobbit Character Poster of Thorin Oakenshield


Tuesday, October 1, 2013

The Boy Is Back In Town

"Bradley, who?"

"He has better stubble."
 
 
Whenever I see Bradley Cooper in a film, I tend to think RA looks like him.
Then I compare pictures, and can't think why I get that thought in the first place.
 
Future projects' visibility for Mr A: nr. 18 on the Empire Online 100 Sexiest Actor's List 2013.
Martin Freeman, Aidan Turner and Benedict Cumberbatch (nr. 1) are on that list as well.
For the record, there's room for all these guys in La La land.

Meanwhile, Hobbit promotion has just started with new trailer,
(looking good: more conflicts, more actions, more Thorin close-ups)
new stubble/introduction,
and new hairdo (new project?).

Here's my variation on the dog-sign pic of a Q&A Clickonline interview...
 Less tweeting (less involved), and instantly I miss Q&A opportunities!

Waiting for Hobbit red carpet dates!

RE my last geek post: 'warmer colours' rings a bell: coloring Hobbit trailer here.
 
 
 
Images: BBC America LA Tea Party (find it on RAnet), Wimbledon 2013 (snatched)

And Then You Open A Curtain

 
"... to find that another 200 people are working on
Thorin frames in HFR 3D!"

Among The Hobbit tweets, I think it was end of July, I found a dry press statement of yet another award that would be given to Peter Jackson, director of The Hobbit movie. It said he will receive a techno-innovations award. At the bottom: the award ceremony will be held in Amsterdam, NL.

That. Is. Middle. Earth. At. My. Doorstep !!
That's in my poststamp-sized country. Can I get any closer than that?

Thus 15 September, award day, enter yours truly, to an impressive 'state-of-the-art' electronic broadcasting media innovative technicality convention brought to you by IBC, an American organisation who decided to land their 'USS Enterprise' for the time being in my Capital City. Male dominated 'make-it-so's were introduced with awesome presentations. Dress code: dark grey suits.

"And then you open a curtain..."
 
It was nice to talk English to foreigners and to listen to their very technical answers. I'll deny everything, because I spoke to Real People, but watching The Hobbit vidblogs paid off!
However I was there for the award ceremony and I got to see the debut of The Hobbit Desolation Of Smaug The First Teaser Trailer in HFR 3D.

Audio file of Innovations award for PJ 'Hi Amsterdam' and trailer http://t.co/zMsmLuOgiH
Audio file of Post production award for SDO*Mistika and Park*Road Post http://t.co/MN3y254N03
IBC news item of TH (first 5 min) http://t.co/8hsa7l7su7
Article 1
Article 2
Article 3

Fitting music: Small World by Huey Lewis and The News Part TWO!
My image goes to pieces, by introducing this one.
I'm not hip and happening by not introducing Kings of Leon by a King of Dwarves! :)

Image: Shaimamarissa?
Quote by RA (sort of)

Thursday, July 18, 2013

She Didn't Order 'Staged'

"Humour won't get you out of this one, sweety. Why didn't you order 'Staged' ?"
Well, that's personal. I would love to! It would bring back the days that... (censored).
But if someone would be so nice to send me a copy? Because this dress was expensive enough.
"You talk around it."
Stop it! People may think we are abusing this filmlet as illustration of an argument.
"Aren't you? You haven't seen it and still you're pretending that you ship 'acting and writing'."
Alright, I'm reading five really good books at a time now.
"We should discuss this, and not in your head. Why don't you say what you want to say?"
Based on only gushing? No you better 'use your gushing'. Well, I guard my gushing, what about you?
"Look, I don't know where this is going. Can we keep smiling?"
The script says we should do some scenes on the bench. And I don't have to undress.
***
 Maybe I should have said: I didn't order STAGED yet.

Apologies for my belated (crappy) conversation



Image: Denison Entertainment 


Thursday, April 11, 2013

Three Years Of Love And Ridicule

Gandalf: "Because they get a chance to see you!"

This week, April 9, was my THIRD ANNIVERSARY OF THIS BLOG. 
Thanks to REMINDERS on FB and RETWEETERS in Twitterworld you all had marked
this HUGE MOMENTUM in your diary, because of the cumulative stats I post. :)
Warning: TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

It was THE YEAR OF WORLDWIDE HOBBIT PROMOTION and if you´re lucky you could have joined THE CAST AND PETER JACKSON with LIVE ONLINE CONNECTIONS through video streaming and twitter Q&A´s. Frankly, it was the year in which Mr. A had more screentime TELLING US ALL about THORIN OAKENSHIELD than acting as him. Though he had PUT IN LONG HOURS IN MAKEUP AND PROSTHETICS, SWORD TRAINING AND RUNNING NEXT TO GREEN CAT WALKS. It was the year WE DIDN´T SEE MUCH OF THAT, because of FAST EDITING, TOP NOTCH CGI AND STUNNING 3D IN 48 FPS HIGH FRAME RATE - DON´T DISCUSS IT, WE LOVE YOU HOBBIT FANS. It was the year we got teased to GO SEE THE HOBBIT PART TWO AND THREE in the next coming years. It was the year HUNDREDS OF HOBBIT ARTICLES passed my timeline on twitter, of which one article mentioned that the HOBBIT CONTRACT ALLOWS CAST TO FILM TWO MOVIES OTHER THAN THE HOBBIT. It was the year actor LUKE EVANS said to promote one of his two other movies than The Hobbit, that he LIKED READING ABOUT THE LOTR GUYS ON INTERNET, just some weeks after I posted my fake DWARFLEADER INTERVIEW. It was the year actor IAN MCKELLEN or more likely THE HOBBIT PR MACHINE stated in a press article that he wouldn´t repeat his CHARITY THEATRE TOUR IN NZ in Europe or elsewhere, a week or so after I casually tweeted a polite request to do so. Sorry LOVELY READERS, for ME not being COMMITTED enough.

Seriously, what a year this was for RA being HOT DWARF material in The Hobbit. (That´s my PR agent whispering that I should put that in. I myself didn´t detect any hot dwarfs in The Hobbit. Just saw THORIN OAKENSHIELD, DWARFLEADER, SON OF THRAIN. And that´s a compliment, to someone who now gets worldwide credit for hot fanvids and singing Misty Mountains. :) )

Now being double seriously, I was hanging in there with this blog to see how the release of The Hobbit movie would effect my pageviews. And it did! Even if this is a humble blog, not viewed by many, still it does what it does. It got picked up by all these search keywords, which were too general to find my blog, I reckon.

Most fanblogs don´t last two years. But I should not compare my blog to others. Although the thought of quitting goes through my mind, but see the work I have put in? I better leave it up. Especially since I have a hunch that I am read by people who put an interest in what I write. So, thanks, people, and thanks fellow bloggers and other fans, because it´s the creativity bug of yours that has put me to blogging. Thanks RAFrenzy for reminding me that I have a great blog. Thanks HOBBIT CAST for googling (oh well, they googled TheOneRingNet.com while they were on set, it was said during NYC promotions).

Top 10´s

These cumulative numbers represent my first three years of pleasantly crazy blogging with a naughty sniff of Richard Armitage in the mix. This year I am not putting links in this post. TOO MUCH WORK.

All Time Posts
(1) Letter To Thorin  8,887
(2) The Hobbit, Exciting And Dynamic Casting  7,448
(3) Lucas North, Pretending To Be Dating  3,051
(4) Lucas North And His Fans  2,941
(5) Guy Of Gisborne Syndrome One Year On  877
(6) Willmore The Rover, Name Another Rake  669
(7) Thorin Oakenshield And The Company Of Dwarves  623
(8) Quiet Dwarves, Hobbit Fans, Take Two  555
(9) SCOOP, Unseen Promo Pics Of Lucas North  457
(10) Getting A Whole Lot Of Guy  375

Referring URL´s
http://www.a*rmitagefanblog.blogspot.com/  1,333
http://www.y*imum.blogspot.com/  116

Referring Sites
http://www.g*oogle.com/  8,422
http://www.g*oogle.co.uk/  3,855
http://www.m*eandrichard.wordlpress.com/  1,477
http://www.g*oogle.de/  1,475
http://www.a*rmitagefanblog.blogspot.com/  1,390
http://www.t*hesqueee.blogspot.com/  851
http://www.g*oogle.es/  455

Search Keywords
thorin oakenshield  1,766
thorin  1,082
hobbit  661
lucas north  493
the hobbit 2012  329
the hobbit thorin  168
richard armitage dating  150
richard armitage thorin  136
the hobbit  112
richard armitage spooks  94

Audience
(1) United States  24,322 (huge number since The Hobbit release)
(2) United Kingdom  8,058
(3) Poland  7,129
(4) Netherlands  5,687
(5) Germany  5,636
(6) Australia  3,313
(7) Canada 2,109
(8) France 1,906
(9) Russia  1,208
(10) Spain  819

Pageviews All Time History
Best month December 2012  4,828 (release of The Hobbit: double as average 2,500 p/month)
Second best month January 2013  3,919 (release of The Hobbit continues, after that a huge decline)
Third best month January 2011  3,566

Pageviews By Browser
I*nternet E*xplorer 27,188  (35%)
C*hrome  21,792 (28%)
F*irefox  17,151 (22%)
S*afari  6,032 (7%)
O*pera  2,362 (3%)
Other (A*pple Syndication, Mobile, A*pple P*ubSub, M*obile S*afari, F*eed P*urcer) (2%)

Pageviews By Operating Systems
W*indows  63,232  (83%)
M*acintosh 7,296 (9%)
L*inux  2,549 (3%)
Other (i*P*hone, i*P*ad, i*P*od, Other L*inux, A*ndroid, W*indows NT 6.1) (5%)

**
Have I ever said that I love his acting,
although it sometimes makes me laugh when it´s supposed not to?

(*) Testing to block this post from receiving many s*pam comments.. and ruining my stats...


Screencap: RAnet, with TFB magic