August Is Hot: Bringing The GRRRRR..

August Is Hot: theme: BRINGING THE GRRRRR..!

This month and this year is very important for you, dear readers, enjoyers of RA´s works of art.

There is an announcement to be made!

AHEM!!

In August I am hitting the respectable age of 40 just as bad as Mr. A.! Cheers!

As I´m not the main driver in this story,

and like to keep my private troubles private,

this is a fact I can´t deny.

Do I want it to slip in the conversation?

Does it really matter?

You´ll find out...

..as you are on a quest to find

LEO LUSCIOUSNESS,

RULER OF THE ZODIAC ATTITUDE!

(just as previous year: loads of reflective nonsense)

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My theme is about Bringing The GRRR.., because everyone has to bring some daring into their lives.

It´s a long story why I finally went into improv acting.

I kinda knew I was funny and could write ridiculous nonsense,

but that´s not something you´ll risk your mortgage on.

So I had a string of office jobs to secure the paychecks and right now I´m back to square one,

looking for another job once again and improv acting is still a hobby.

If you´re shy like me, I strongly recommend it, even for writing purposes.

I now regularly visit the rehearsals for a play about Alzheimer´s disease.

I was asked to do lights and sound at a couple of occasions (!)

Acting and learning from stage directions is very useful.

Foremost, I learned what makes a scene work.

You learn about what makes people tick and face your own perks.

The thing is, this second year I was notified in my improv acting group

that I was struggling with ´acceptance´ in taking ´gifts´.

I also came up with weird hilarious suggestions,

which was hard for my team members to use in the improv scene.

At some point I feared I was not welcome anymore.

We recently had a good coach who explained how to use my input to the team´s best effort

and how to use acceptance more fully.

Now my suggestions are fully accepted, with thanks to an acclaimed brilliant hilarious scene,

knowing I had your receptive support on this daringly funny blog!

In January I mentioned I have a wonderful writing project in the drawer and in the back of my mind.

I was thinking about the story, whether it was not full of cliches and treaded paths.
The fear of rejection...

So I observed tv-series, plays and films. Have to finish the thing and see where it takes me!

Coming August Is Hot posts I will put the focus back on RA.

Heinz Kruger in 3D

Had to keep myself in my seat and not shout: RICHAAARD!!!!

Highlight seeing RA on the big screen in 3D: he´s coming at ya!

..with a click and a bang!

Toss the glasses, but mind the gap!

Shootout with a granny!
No, they won´t prepare you for that at drama school! :)

Sadly (or thankfully) these are ´all´ RA related images to post here.
(I did a selection, sorry. And I am sparing you in case you haven´t seen it yet)

Dying to tell you! (Others will, surely)

Captain America: The First Avenger

It was not my first experience with comic films. Superman and Spiderman films, remember those?
The Marvel related squee on forums: did not ring a bell. However I did read the Iron Man comics as a kid when visiting relatives. Those had a moral: do good and meet good, be bad, be squashed.
Found out that the Captain America comics were some 70 years old and that there´s about 50 stories.
Read the odd reviews.
With that in mind I came to the cinema.

This was Auntie Violet´s first experience with 3D.

So my eyes popped out of their sockets when the trailers of Conan the Barbarian ,

Green Lantern , Rise of the Planet of the Apes or so where shown before the main film started.

Overall, the film had well rounded characters in a nice story arc, a great cast and great special effects.
Two things I didn´t quite get.

The Krypton-like (that is really green energy) glass this character Skull (unexpected effective casted evil `LOTR´s Elf ´ and that multiplier guy from The Matrix, Hugo Weaving) is after (blue energy glass) provided hard to ignore thoughts of :`Should I connect this information to the things I just saw in the trailer of scifi comic Green Lantern knowing CA is a sequel and a prequel?´. And because of the fact that all these comic books and films tend to be related. Green Lantern mentions of a The Ring (no not that one from Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit) chooses this time a human as a guardian to keep a sector of the universe safe.

Connection to Hydra, Heinz Kruger´s solo action and Skull was not very clear. Hydra works for Skull, Skull works for H.. himself. Something that will be explained in The Avengers? Worth seeing I say so now, whether I would not have bothered before.

UPDATE: This was explained somewhat by RA talking about his character Heinz Kruger in this clip:
"I really tried not to see him as the bad guy"


On the work of the special effects arts department guys:
"It´s 60% of the work in kind of stimulating your imagination"



Tip: stay until the end: you will see a short trailer of The Avengers.

Conclusion: fairytale for boys.

Those comments by the boys in the audience were very helpful.

The guy who sold the tickets, found the film ´Vet´ (cool) and would like to see it again.

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Secret 1:  I saw it twice, back to back. SHHH!! *grins* (no DVD then)

Secret 2: love to see more 3D films now, although the introduced films, judged by their trailers,

showed very simplified storytelling :(

Secret 3: I didn´t mind the ´2D into 3D´ kind of thing. 3D looks like cardboard pictures in a shoebox.

No secret: looking forward to the two parts of The Hobbit in 48 frames per second 3D!

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Images: richardarmitagenet.com, mtime.com

On An Aesthetic Drip

Causing a lot of inspiration are all the recent splash of interviews for Captain America, The Hobbit and in general that solved my RA drought. I made these drips. Have to make the August calender yet.

Above DRIP is from Spooks ep. 9.8 wherein hero spy Lucas North shows his dark side and puts colleague Ruth on an anesthetic drip. I probably have heard it wrong! The quote is also inspired on a previous read goal: "To have as many to entertain as possible" (help me out here, this is my vague memory recalling). Meanwhile to keep other memories alive, I am on a solid drip addiction, prescribed by Mr. A. and followers.

Above DRIP is from the Project Magazine´s photoshoot and the quote is from Lucas North to his boss Harry Pearce in that epic rooftop shootout of Spooks ep. 9.8. Don´t say the syntax is wrong!
I am thinking to make a similar one with myself in it. Maybe I will put that collage in the background of this blog coming month. Because why? The Man is hitting 40 in August and guess what, so will I !

Above DRIP is also from the Project Magazine´s photoshoot and the quote is from Me, nailing the nailement of Mr. A. who understands what it is to have been constructed in 1971 and facing it all: "I have a life, career,  family, friends. I don´t need you". Ahem.. sorry, wrong counter quote from Lucas North´s former girlfriend Maya to Lucas in Spooks. Sidenote - according to a zodiac book, in referance to my birthdate in 1971, I should need the use of others more, instead of doing it all alone. When asked about 22th August of 1971, it was the same advice. Anyway, above DRIP is a moving fantastic inspiration for upcoming posts August Is Hot! Getting sentimental at my age! GRRRR!!!

Upcoming: August Is Hot blogposts

Will I be talking about The Beard, Thorin and Heinz? Mark your calendar!!

If you kind of feel left out of what I am talking about,

then hook on to http://www.richardarmitagenet.com/ to get your daily drips of RA dose.

Harry/Lucas: The Fall Out - Part I - First Breach

The Tazbeks don´t know what to make of the rogue actions of Lucas North. Previously overlooked information was re-studied and found clues were broken into segments. Infiltration in section D´s archives proofed to be necessary. CCTV footage was copied, filed and distributed among all Tazbekian spies, like Katja who should have written this report much earlier.

First day on the Grid after 8 years of imprisonment:

Lucas: Harry, you´d better arrange a flat with no bathtiles for me, ´cause a bathroom freaks me out!

Harry: I see you´re settling in.

Flashback to years of torture:

Lucas: I can´t take it any more... *sighs*

Meeting Ros en route:

Lucas: Ros, is comfort in my flat too much asked? Harry refuses Russian bath ducks.

Ros: Harry hates baths. Hairnet and tweezer are on the house. Alright, designer stubble too.

Secret tete-a-tete with former prison visitor:

Kachimov: You shouldn´t expect Russian bath ducks from Harry.

Lucas: I also expect soap and an apology!

Operation Seat Change aka Loo Roll:  

Lucas: A toilet! Even in shitty locations I have to pull!

Lucas: Harry would wish my sheet to be so clean as this toilet!

 Lucas: Concentrate! Practice opportunity for delicate handiwork!
OK, intel where are you? In the loo roll?!

Operation Russian Whisper:

Russian Whisper: If you get me a drink, I will tell you were to find your package!

Lucas: Alright, but my real package is tax free!

 Lucas: A kitchen! In operation Shakespeare Retold at least I killed the cook!
Now, where´s that package with my fake passport?

Back to the airport:

 Lucas: I will scheme up something wonderful for Mr. Pearce as he doesn´t know me that well!

Lucas: Who am I today? Ah, Matthew Unwin, from Moscow to London!
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Screencaps: RAcentral, Spooks ep. 7.1, 7.2, 7.3, 7.8 and 9.8

Scandal! Dare You Grow A Beard!

Bearrrrrrrded RA in stage play MacBeth of 2001. Please stare at beard, don´t read post.

Wanna hear gossip, scandal, slaunder?
This weekend I went to a play performed by English actors in Amsterdam
at the
Ho*lla*nd Fe*stiva*l
titled
"The Scho*o*l for Sc*anda*l", an 18th century play by Sheridan

Yes ME, Miss ´Arris goes to theatre, me! (referring to Paul Gallico´s books)
Why? To prepare myself for the impact that The Rover would have on me.
Even if RA would not do this play, it will be a nice research.
Don´t get yourself fooled, folks. I was brought up with operas and operettes.
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You´d never guess it, the British critics and audience didn´t like it! NOOOOOO! Well not all, but they DID have mixed opinions about it! And worse, they thought that modern dance music with flickerings of grafitti texts causing epileptic attacks between the costumised scenes and use of modern props would damage the whole concept of the SO BELOVED PLAY. And if that wasn´t bad enough.... every English man CAN TELL how this play should be performed! AWFUL!!! And what´s so lame, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN that it was bad, because I read the reviews beforehand and still I wanted to see it. STUPID! Don´t rub it in, will you? I already paid for my ticket! YOU DID WHAT? I TELL

ALL OTHERS BEFORE THIS GETS IN THE NEWSPAPERS! So now I REALLY wanted to know what THE FUSS WAS ALL ABOUT!!

The Scho*o*l For Sca*nda*l played at the Ho*lla*nd Fe*stiva*l in Amsterdam.

It started with an introduction, followed by a fashion catwalk and picture taking, then the costumised stage play with surtitles in contemporary Dutch, ended with a meeting of the artist/director Debor@h W@rner.

Receivement

Director Warner was very taken with the receivement here in Amsterdam. In the earlier introduction we were told how severe the English critics bashed her adaptation of the very popular play. This fact was repeated again in the meeting. She had even written a letter to the Gua*rdia*n to protest against the harsh critic that she ´kicked the tradition´. Even non critics in London, like people in their fourties had strong opinions how this play should be treated. The Dutch in the audience loved it that she kicked the English tradition. Warner called the Dutch receivement a ´warm bath´ and her face showed endurement and a slight relief that the critic could also be different. All Warner wanted was to throw this play against the wall and see what drops and what sticks against the wall. She treated this play as if it was a new play. For the Dutch it certainly was a new play. However brought threehundred years too late on Dutch ground, it gave an insight to that era, especially with the current economic crisis on our minds. According to Warner it is an era well worth exploring.

Language

Warner explained that because the language of the play was not contemporary, the actors had to seek every fourth word in the dictionary. It was about 50 new words they had to learn. When I saw the play, I was seriously doubting my knowledge of English and peeked more than I wanted at the surtitle signs in Dutch. Sometimes I couldn´t understand a whole sentence.

The use of surtitles is a development Warner fears. She thinks The Globe (known for Shakespearian performances) would not get away with not using them eventually. The cast had to get accustomed to the use of surtitles in the handful of shows at the end of their tour over here in the Netherlands. 

My impression was that the cast brought the play with caution. At first I thought it had to do with the harsh critics in London. What she didn´t say was that the cast had to slow down in their speed to match the four seconds the text was shown on the signs. I preferred the speed of second half ´the payback time´ to the first half, ´the buildup´. Sometimes the punch of the joke on the signs was absorbed in the brain before the said line was finished on stage.

Would it be better to rewrite this play in contemporary English? Yes and no. Warner loved Sheridan´s Brechtians way of writing, because it was ´gentle´. The actors had trouble with syntax, most and foreall. They used to break the sentence in half, and were glad to make to the first half. Some phrases would come across better if they were written in modern language, to get the crowd roaring with laughter. Cutting this play down from 3,5 hours to 1,5 hour, now that would be really harsh.

Kicking the tradition

Warner kicked the tradition with Mary Quant-like shake ups of scene changes and effective use of modern clothes as deterior, and modern props as recognisable, when someone asks ´How do you know?´ and another whisks out a smart phone. Warner did not kick the tradition with the original play which had mild shock effect moments. She also approached the characters in an English way. Some were played enjoyably funny over the top, which is considered not done by Dutch serious actors who prefer playing imploded characters. So one Dutch audience member surprised Warner a bit with the compliment that it looked like ´Fawlty Towers´. To which Warner replied: ´Maybe that´s your perception of how you see the English´.

Will The Rover be more daring?

If others would do plays of this era, Warner hopes that they would be more daring,

after what she has caused.

My hope is that ETT finds a nice middle ground to be more daring.


Screencap: Bccmee, enlightened by moi

Yep, I Did It Again: Cartoons!

Taken from screencap of Spooks series 8. Is he really getting a Dwarf-size contract?

Taken from promo picture of Strike Back, combined with secret location in Hobbit Country.

Taken from tweeted pictures photoshoot of RA for upcoming August issue of Recognise Magazine

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Hope you will appreciate them, nick and link ´em, and thank me for making them!

Gisborne´s Bedsheet

We´re back in limbo, waiting for RAW media storms! Last time I was hiding in a safehouse, avoiding the spoilers of Spooks series 9. Oh, those were the days! I had a great time, tweeting about my spy-tastic chores and to be honest, a bedsheet might come in handy. I was followed by someone called @SirGuyGisborne. This Man of Pleather tweeted about a bedsheet and I casually interacted the following, knowing that there´s two minutes time in between getting these tweets for replying.

A quick reminder of Guy of Gisborne by BBC:

He is "vain, brutal, ambitious, loyal, practical, unemotional, single-minded, boastful, frustrated, Gisborne's a selfish bully." Yet there still persists his delusion: the idea that Marian is meant for him.

STORY:  GISBORNE´S BEDSHEET

VioletsTFB    Ran across corner and bumped into @SirGuyGisborne *following me* Heard squeeking leather Sniffed mediaeval odour and male sweat *need air*

SirGuyGisborne    @VioletsTFB Oy! I do NOT smell! *sulks*

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SirGuyGisborne    *paces his chambers wrapped in a bed sheet wondering where his clothes are*

VioletsTFB    *Mental note to self: it´s one thing I have to sleep on a stretcher in this safeh**se, but why are there no sheets??? Have to get them today*

VioletsTFB    Read @SirGuyGisborne can spare me one sheet *climbs up the walls of the castle*

SirGuyGisborne    *clasps sheet a little more tightly*

VioletsTFB    Phew I am at the castle. Now where to go for @SirGuyGisborne´s chambers? *walks down stairs and sees hallway*

SirGuyGisborne    *hides under his bed*

VioletsTFB    Allooooooohaaaaa! Somebody home? *follows the lovely stench of @SirGuyGisborne*

VioletsTFB    *tries one doorhandle*

VioletsTFB    *tries another doorhandle*

VioletsTFB    *enters chamber filled with mediaeval treasuries and a big bed*

VioletsTFB    *runs for the window as the medieaval air is suffocating*

VioletsTFB    *tries to open the crammed window*

VioletsTFB    *tears a nail in the process*

VioletsTFB    *gasps the fresh air and has a great view on the inner ward*

VioletsTFB    *assembles thoughts of sheet demands*

VioletsTFB    *sheet demands: cool in summer and warm in winter*

VioletsTFB    *turns around to overview the room*

VioletsTFB    *walks towards the bed*

VioletsTFB    *surpresses urge to sneeze*

SirGuyGisborne    *trembling*

VioletsTFB    *sees a hopeless case of bed bugs*

VioletsTFB    *sees a slip of a sheet below the bed*

SirGuyGisborne    *holds the sheet hard*

VioletsTFB    *takes a couple of steps backwards*

VioletsTFB    *pulls at slip of bed sheet*

SirGuyGisborne    @VioletsTFB Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!

VioletsTFB    *slip of bed sheet won´t give way*

VioletsTFB    *hand is full of bed bugs*

SirGuyGisborne    @VioletsTFB I Don't have bed bugs and I don't stench *scowls from under the bed*

VioletsTFB    *sneaks towards treasuries*

VioletsTFB    *fills pockets with coins*

SirGuyGisborne    @VioletsTFB *from under the bed* What are you doing?

VioletsTFB    I will give you your money back if you give me your sheet @SirGuyGisborne

SirGuyGisborne    @VioletsTFB and what am I supposed to wear?

VioletsTFB    Your Adam´s costume @SirGuyGisborne *looks innocent*

SirGuyGisborne    @VioletsTFB *slowly releases sheet and slides it out from under the bed* Don't take my money, please!

VioletsTFB    *graps the sheet politely caring about @SirGuyGisborne in his demeaning position*

SirGuyGisborne    @VioletsTFB can you please ask the guards to look for my leathers?

VioletsTFB    Sure! Will do! *throws the coins back in the treasury box*

SirGuyGisborne    @VioletsTFB *huddles under the bed arms wrapped around his knees* Shut the door on your way out please?

VioletsTFB    *writes ´Violet Was Here!´ on the wooden floor with crayon and runs for the door* Bye @SirGuyGisborne

SirGuyGisborne    @VioletsTFB *smiles and waits patiently*

VioletsTFB    *door falls in it´s lock* Yeah! *shouting attends two guards*

SirGuyGisborne    *wonders what the hell he's supposed to do now*

VioletsTFB    *mumbles something like ´Fetch the leathers´ to the guards*

VioletsTFB    *gets on the wall to climb out the castle*

VioletsTFB    *hears the Sheriff singing*

VioletsTFB    Darn, that sheet is really itching! *cramps sheet below arm and climbs down the rope*

VioletsTFB    *assembles robe and walks back to safeh**se monitoring if not being followed*

VioletsTFB    *back at safeh**se*

VioletsTFB    *takes deep sniffs at bed sheet and passes out*

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Screencaps: RANet