Lucas North, Pretending To Be Dating

According to my latest intel from the Tazbeks under my doormat, Lucas North sends naughty Twitter replies like #I´m an expert in CPR# to blushing strangers. He is back in shape, bought a suit and is ready for cruising the meat market. Now he´s pretending to be dating...

Lucas: "Harry doesn´t want to hear this, but I am dating again."

Previous:

Lucas: "Oh Harry, you´re back! You do want to join us as in ´us´."

Harry: "As long as you don´t mention Sugarhorse."

A month later:

Lucas: "No gossip, I know Maynell from a previous op, very low key."

Harry: "Shall I look for keys on low water level?"

Lucas: "I knocked him out of my life years ago. He keeps writing."

Lucas: "I received information about funding, with sincere greetings."

Harry: "If it´s about going short, Ros is at the bout of the balderdash."

Lucas: "I won´t send him your regards, then."

Harry: "Get your suit, Lucas."

Lucas: "If I could snatch the love interest of Ros, I order a loveseat."

Lucas: "Ro-os, listen up, I´m dating again."

Ros: "Yes, and what I can I do to help?"

Lucas: "You´re lucky, you´re now my date. Get me indoors as a housefly of that slimy sneaker."

Ros: "Only if you kiss me and keep your ´temperature´ low!"

Maynell: "Is that the boyfriend you flex your muscles with?"

Lucas: "Oh..."

Ros: "He´s rather shy. I like to keep him that way."

Maynell: "No-oo. A man that banks on you."

Ros: "If you want to keep your balls, I wouldn´t boost if I were you."

Lucas: "That´s my girl."

Maynell: "I gave one away for philanthropy reasons!"

Lucas: "Oh and while we´re at it, barrow boy...you keep claiming your lecherous trophy."

Maynell: "I remember you loved the open market."

Lucas: "The Chinese opt in e-mails reached me too."

Maynell: "Truly an international player."

Lucas: "I´m on Twitter now."

Maynell: "Come in!"

歡迎搭乘

In Chinese!

Can the Tazbeks get no better intel than this?

Is this what is perceived as ´the dark side of Lucas´?

Twitter replies to blushing strangers, please.

Screencaps: RichardArmitageCentral of Spooks S7.5, Tell Me