Friday, February 11, 2011
Lucas North, Sharing A Valentine Secret
Vaughn to Lucas/John: "You didn´t do this for me, you did this for you."
Under my gardenchair I found a squeezed Kiwi, the size of a Dwarf, who told me that Lucas North has a hide-out in New Zealand, codename 'The Hobbit'. The escaped Dwarf whispered that The Lucas North has a new position in NZ's Headquarters, aka Middle Earth, as Dwarfleader. In his acceptance speech he declared to set goals to get rid of a Dragon Smaug once and for all. Smaug being a high up bad ass. So one of the tasks this year will be a fight, codename ´Green Screen´. North can be very persuasive. The Edged Spy currently mentions his former boss Harry Pearce of The Grid in sarcastic phrases like: 'I need Hairy Toes'. The Dwarf shamefully admitted that his own nightmares about fighting high up dragons could be heard at least three holes away. I was not worried, because my Tazbekian doormat deliverer notified me of North´s fighting experiences against a papier mache Gollum, erm, Dragon, an eufemism for Vaughn Edwards. So within one hour the Tazbeks grabbed the Dwarf and put him on a plane back to Middle Earth...to finish his mission.
Deep down under-cover and still no word about the Fanstrafaganza to Maya.
Will he keep it a Valentine secret?
Fighting Dragons, occasion one: